Issue #7--May 28, 1995
"Who's the new tight end?"
"Who's the new tight end?"
Welcome to new member "Jenaw!" Hope you enjoy the newsletter!
TERI HATCHER JOINS CAST OF NEW FEATURE FILM
(from ABC Primetime Entertainment Beat)
Actress Teri Hatcher has joined the cast of Rysher Entertainment's feature film "2 Days in the Valley." The contemporary drama is written and directed by John Herzfeld, produced by Jeff Wald and Herb Nanas with co-producer Tony Amatullo and executive producer Keith Samples. The feature will be distributed by MGM under the recently announced alliance between Rysher Entertainment and MGM.
Production has begun in Los Angeles with James Spader, Jeff Daniels, Danny Aiello, Glenne Headley and Eric Stoltz. Hatcher will play Becky, a vindictive former Olympic skier who arranges for hit men to kill her philandering ex-husband, setting off an explosive chain reaction of murder, intrigue and romance that impacts the lives of seemingly unreleated group of people in L.A.'s San Fernando Valley.
Hatcher will be seen next on the big screen in a provocative role in the erotic thriller "Heaven's Prisoners" with Alec Baldwin, Mary Stuart Masterson, Eric Roberts and Kelly Lynch. Directed by Phil Joanou, "Heaven's Prisoners" is scheduled to be released by Savoy Pictures October 6.
Hatcher's previous credits include the feature films "The Big Picture", "Tango and Cash," "Soapdish" and "Straight Talk" and such series as Norman Lear's semi-autobiographical "Sunday Dinner," "Seinfeld" and "Murphy Brown." Transmitted: 95-05-19 16:54:41 EDT (hatchent)
SPECIAL KRYPTON CLUB NOTICE!
If you've sent in profiles, top ten lists, suggestions for quotes of the day, etc., and you don't see your stuff in here yet, don't worry--we're saving it for later! There is no way we can fit everything in! Hope you all understand!
QUIZ NOW AVAILABLE!
The third Lois & Clark Trivia Quiz is now available from ClarkXX. E-mail ClarkXX@aol.com. Also, be on the lookout for the first-ever L&C Final Exam, to be in the newsletter in about a week!
BACKSTAGE BUZZ CHAT LOG
If anyone has a log of Dean Cain's visit to the Backstage Buzz chat room, please e-mail KryptonFX@aol.com or Krypton92@aol.com.
AN INSIGHT INTO THE INTELLECTUAL MINDS OF THE PEOPLE OF METROPOLIS by JennCu
Here are various responses to that well known and pondered question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Clark Kent: "So it could change into SuperHen."
Dan Scardino: "To find a bigger banana."
Martha Kent: "Well, now, I don't think we should be interfering with that chicken's business."
Perry White: "Didn't you know that Elvis always used to do the same thing?"
Dr. Friskin: "What do you think?"
Lois Lane: "It was trying to distance itself. Maybe I should refer it to Dr. Friskin."
Jimmy Olsen: "Because it didn't want me to take its picture."
Tempus: "DUH! To escape Utopia!"
Sarah Goodwin (from T:JO): "According to Psych 101, it wasn't simply crossing the road; it was running from its fear of intamacy."
Mazik: "It doesn't matter. I know the truth."
Perry: "Great Shades of Elvis!!! A chicken crossed the road? Clark, Lois, get on this one right away!"
(yes, this is what I do when I'm supposed to be doing a term paper)
TODAY'S L&C TOP TEN LIST by Clark XX (made up during a dull 8 hours of working at Blockbuster check outs!)
From my Home office in Yorba Linda, Ca.................
Here are the Top 10 ways to get on the set of LOIS and CLARK:
10. Go on the WB tour, hijak the van, and break in!
9. Kidnap Dean's dog Mocha and make a bargain
8. Pay for acting lesson's and an agent and audition for every guest role
7. Become friends with someone on the "make a wish foundation"
6. Pose as Dean's brother Roger, or if your a girl, his long-lost sister
5. Pay them off!!!
4. Blackmail Teri by saying that you will post pictures of her topless in Cool Surface all over town
3. Grab a mop and a bucket and dress up like the cleaning crew
2. Steal Dean's Bronco and keep the window's up!
Have plastic surgery done until you are a carbon copy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KB4UMASS WANTS TO KNOW....
"Did anyone notice Dean Cain's raccoon eyes? I think it was the second to the last episode that it was the most noticeable. He must have been out watching Gabby play volleyball. Look at those tan lines. Can't you see Lois,'Gee, Clark you and Superman must have been out in the sun?' Just an observation..."
TODAY'S TRIVIA
Here is the trivia question for today.....
What are Lois's parents' first names?
The answer to yesterday's question must have been too easy, because LISA FREEDMAN, SARAH GEVLIN, JENNILYN LAZO, JLEREBOURS, CHAKESPEAR, TOMMY TERENYI, JENIK369, GORDNBARB, MEREDITH66, XFMULDER, and SOUNDSQUAW all got it right. Justin Whalin was the L&C cast member who received a Daytime Emmy for his Best Afterschool Special "Other Mothers."
JENNCU guessed Dean Cain, but picked Justin as a second choice.
Send your answers and trivia guesses via e-mail to KryptonFX@aol.com or Krypton92@aol.com. Even if you don't know it, it's worth a try!
That's it for this newsletter! Hope you enjoyed it!
We Gotta Fly! Remember, everything you ever needed to know in life you learned from Elvis!
Craig and 92
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