WARNING: This story is rated PG-13, and it must be taken with a very good sense of humor. It is not meant for those with heart problems, pregnant women, or children under the age of 6. You may find this to be offensive, so be warned!
Leigh 4CK: Everyone can enter no more than 3 lines so that this moves more quickly
Leigh 4CK: Then when you're done you type NEXT
AIRFLEET: ready lets go
Leigh 4CK: The next person if they can't think of anything should tyupe PASS
Superman92: I love writing! Let's go!
Leigh 4CK: so as not to hold things up
Leigh 4CK: We'll do this alphabetically down the list
Leigh 4CK: Still need someone to cue in late arrivals.. Who wants to do that?
AIRFLEET: I will
Leigh 4CK: I'm logging, too, can back me up
Leigh 4CK: oops can someone back me up
Keina: how about me, since I'm not a writer!
AIRFLEET: how do you do it
Keina: and I'll log too, just in case
Leigh 4CK: What this means Airfleet is you have to send an IM to the new person who comes
Leigh 4CK: on the minitue they come on explaining what's going on
AIRFLEET: ok
AIRFLEET: lets go
Leigh 4CK: You might want to make a little file for yourself in the notepad so you don't have to
AIRFLEET: I only have 15 minutes left
Leigh 4CK: keep retyping the same message to every new person. Who want to take over when
Leigh 4CK: Airfleet goes off?
AIRFLEET: lets go
Leigh 4CK: Hi Mattie
Superman92: I will until I have to go.
Leigh 4CK: OK Airfleet you go first
Leigh 4CK: Don't forget 3 lines maximum per person
Mattie1391: what are we doing?
Leigh 4CK: Group fanfiction
Superman92: A story Mattie
AIRFLEET: It was a hot sunny day and everyone in the planet was wearing shorts and tank tops when Clark
Mattie1391: sounds loke fun
Leigh 4CK: Each person enter 3 lines and then type next. If they don't have anything they type PASS
AIRFLEET: walked in the Planet he noticed Lois was a sleep at her desk so he sunk up next to her to give
Leigh 4CK: We're going alphabetically. I'll moderate this thing and tell everyone when their turn c
Leigh 4CK: comes
AIRFLEET: her a back rub. Lois began to fell aroused and rocked her head back and forth NEXT
Leigh 4CK: Alegre go
AlegreR: Pass
Leigh 4CK: Gorn
Leigh 4CK: BTW no x-rate stuff here
Superman92: Damn
Superman92: Just kidding.
Superman92: go gorn
Gorn: Lois awoke with a "PoP". She looked at clark grinnig at her from his desk...it had been a
Gorn: dream, dammit!
Gorn: "Quit looking at me like that, Clark!" and then, "I'm hungry, let's go get something to ea
Gorn: eat. They left the planet. NEXT
Leigh 4CK: Keina go
Keina: I'm out of this...I'm a spectator
Leigh 4CK: I'll go
Leigh 4CK: Outside Clark asked Lois, "What do you want to eat." Lois said, "Let's get ice cream."
Leigh 4CK: They go to a nearby ice cream parlor. Clark order himself some chocolate ice cream and
Leigh 4CK: Lois is amused. She gets chocolate with bananas, strawberry sauce, nuts, whip cream
Leigh 4CK: NEXT
Leigh 4CK: Yes, this has to move quickly. If you're stuck just type PASS
Superman92: Should I go?
Mattie1391: Clark is surprised. NEXT
Leigh 4CK: OK Superman
Superman92: As Lois begins to eat the banana, Clark begins to drool.
Superman92: He can't seem to take his eyes off her.
Superman92: She is very coordinated with her tongue, thought CK.
AlegreR: "You know what I really like about Choc. Ice cream Clark?" she asked
AlegreR: It's a really constant flavor...Ben and Jerry's will come and go but choc is always there just like
AlegreR: NEXT
Gorn: At that moment, with a screech of tires, Dan Scardino pulls up next to the curb in his black sports
Gorn: car. Leaning across the transmission, he pops open the passenger door and offers Lois
Gorn: a red plastic phone in the shape of lips. "It reminded me of you" he said. Lois.....Next
CraigByrne: Hakuna Matata, everyone!
Superman92: Hi Craig!
CraigByrne: Hi!
Gorn: someone IM Craig
CraigByrne: why should someone IM me?
Leigh 4CK: Clark rolls his eyes. But Lois laughes and goes over to Scardino's car
Leigh 4CK: "You never give up, do you, Dan?" Dan looks at her ice cream, reaches over, takes the
Leigh 4CK: spoon and eats a big mouthful of ice cream with banans. CK watches all of this and is
Leigh 4CK: getting really steamed. He comes over to the car and glares down at Dan.
Leigh 4CK: NEXT. Go Mattie
Leigh 4CK: Go Superman, we lost Mattie
Superman92: I can't believe you would eat those bananas Dan!
Superman92: CK's visions of Lois and the Bananas are now ruined.
Superman92: He leans over to Dan grabs him by the shirt and exclaims....Next
Unicorn772: hi all doing it again eh
Superman92: You want to take a turn Uni?
Leigh 4CK: Uni -- want to go?
AIRFLEET: what about me
Leigh 4CK: Uni's next, then you Airfleet
Leigh 4CK: This is alphabetical
AIRFLEET: ok
Unicorn772: oop[s sorry just got here
Leigh 4CK: Skip Uni go Airfleet
Leigh 4CK: Uni catch you the next time
Superman92: Air, you go and I'll fill Uni in on what's going on.
Unicorn772: whats it about?
Unicorn772: ok
Leigh 4CK: Let's go Airfleet or Pass
AIRFLEET: Well Dan, you will never give up come on Lois lets go... Clark grabbed Lois's arm and walked
AIRFLEET: down the street Lois didn't blame Clark for what he did
AIRFLEET: Lois decided that Lois needed some persion so he pushed he up against the alley wall and
AIRFLEET: NExT
Leigh 4CK: Go Craig
CraigByrne: one thing.... what's persion?
CraigByrne: sorry
CraigByrne: <--- idiotus majorus
Leigh 4CK: Just go, Craig
CraigByrne: she gave Clark a big wet kiss! Clark said, "Lois, that was wonderful!"
CraigByrne: Lois said, "Maybe I'll do it again sometime!"
CraigByrne: NEXT
AIRFLEET: who's next
Leigh 4CK: I'm next
Leigh 4CK: And Clark said, 'How about now." He wraps his arms around her, pulls her close and
Leigh 4CK: really kisses her passionately. Dan S. watches this and shakes his head. He' isn't abt to
Leigh 4CK: give up so easily and steps out of his car. He walks over to where L&C are embracing.
Leigh 4CK: NEXT Go superman
Unicorn772: it figures
Superman92: Lois says: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me Dan?"
Unicorn772: lol
CraigByrne: lol
Leigh 4CK: LOL
Superman92: Dan blushes at this.
AIRFLEET: LOL
Unicorn772: Dan a banana more like a small pickle
CraigByrne: lol again!
AIRFLEET: plunger boy
Superman92: CK is now furious. I can't believe you would even consider going out with this guy after...
Superman92: the plunger incident.
CraigByrne: a small plunger
Unicorn772:
Superman92: Next
Leigh 4CK: Unicorn go
Unicorn772: Lois: Ihaven't said I'l go out with him
Unicorn772: But I'm keeping my options open untill you can find time
Unicorn772: to let me complete sentences. next
Leigh 4CK: Airfleet go
Superman92: Hurry
AIRFLEET: well Lois let me help you he took her and french kissed infront of
Dan, Dan ran off in disg
AIRFLEET: disgrace
AIRFLEET: Lois was completely caught in the moment and was feeling weak in
the knees Lois began to s
AIRFLEET: scream out load "clark I want you now" loud enough for Dan to hear
NEXT
Leigh 4CK: Craig go
CraigByrne: her saying it
CraigByrne: Dan was very pissed
CraigByrne: He wanted to walk up to Clark and punch him in the face
Unicorn772: that i pay to see
CraigByrne: Suddenly, Dan walked under a tree
CraigByrne: and an apple fell on his head
CraigByrne: Dan fell on the ground
CraigByrne: NEXT
Leigh 4CK: Only 3 lines Craig
Leigh 4CK: I'm next
CraigByrne: whoops, sorry
Unicorn772: and the blubird of happiness left a message
Superman92: Go Leigh
Leigh 4CK: Clark laughed. Lois ran over to Dan. He's hurt, Clark. Clark said,
"By an apple on his
Leigh 4CK: head? I didn't know he was that soft, like applesauce." Dan's
eyes opened. He climbed to
Unicorn772: more like the worm in the apple
Leigh 4CK: his feet and glared angrily at Clark. His hand hurt. Clark put his
arm around Lois
Leigh 4CK: Next go Superman
Superman92: CK says: Think of what would have happened if it was a hard
banana
Unicorn772: ouch
CraigByrne: lol
AIRFLEET: LOL
Superman92: Face it Scardino, you can't measure up to me! Next
Leigh 4CK: Unicorn go
Leigh 4CK: Go Airfleet
Leigh 4CK: Sorry. No airflett -- go Uni
Unicorn772: Clark he could really be hurt lois glanced back at Dan worriedly
Unicorn772: You don't have to act this way about Dan he doesn't compare to
you
Unicorn772: I will always hold a special place in my heart for you but Dan is
there for me
Unicorn772: next
Leigh 4CK: Go Airfleet
AIRFLEET: all the time. Lois my timing is never that good but all you need
to know is that I love you
AIRFLEET: you do of course i do
AIRFLEET: Well Clark I love you too, since dan was still knocked out Lois
yelled I want you to
AIRFLEET: NEXT
Leigh 4CK: Go Craig
CraigByrne: "I want you to help him, though!"
Unicorn772: are we logging?
CraigByrne: "He looks so.... pathetic...." she said..... "Don't just stand
there!"
Leigh 4CK: Yes
CraigByrne: Clark was like, "oh, damn" Next
Unicorn772: I'l behave tonite then
Superman92: Banana comments are allowed
Leigh 4CK: I'm next
Unicorn772: LOL
CraigByrne: Scardino has a small banana
AIRFLEET: Laughing
AIRFLEET: big laugh
Leigh 4CK: At this moment Clark heard a cry for help. He thought about
disregarding it. After all
Superman92: I'm glad the stuff I said is logged.
Leigh 4CK: Metropolis did have a police dept, and a fire department. "Lois,
relax, I'm sure Mr. Gadget
Unicorn772:
Leigh 4CK: will be just fine." Scardino got up. He was fine.Clark heard the
cry for help again ...
Leigh 4CK: NEXT Superman go
Superman92: Lois, Ck said, I have to go return Cool Surface, I'll be right
back!
CraigByrne: lol lol lol
Unicorn772: lord
AIRFLEET: just watched tonight
Superman92: He saves a little old lady from a speeding bus. She says thank
you. Supe then decides to..
Unicorn772: a bus?lol
Superman92: pay a visit to Scar. He laughs when he sees him in the Hospital
gown. What a ...
Superman92: patheitc banana!
Unicorn772: uhoh
Superman92: Next
Leigh 4CK: Unicorn go
Unicorn772: The preceding breeze blew the covers from the bed, Dan huddled
pathetically
Unicorn772: Dan looks up and Geeze can't you enter a room like a normal
person
Unicorn772: Sup replies as even you must beaware I'm not your average
person.I want to give you some
Unicorn772: next
Leigh 4CK: Go Airfleet
AIRFLEET: advice stay the hell away from Lois or I will make you pay I mean
its not like you Clark
AIRFLEET: you don't care as much for Lois as he does he is obbessed with her
NEXT
Superman92: Go for it Craig!
CraigByrne: Suddenly, a breeze enters the room
CraigByrne: Dan's sheets fly off and Lois sees him naked
CraigByrne: "I didn't know they made those that small!" she screamed! NEXT!
Unicorn772: lol
Superman92: LOL
AIRFLEET: bye guys I have to go
Unicorn772: you guys are sooo bad
Unicorn772: bye air
AIRFLEET: bye everyone read my story soon
Unicorn772: ok air
Superman92: Bye
Leigh 4CK: Superman superspeeds Dan into a robe
Unicorn772: 0k leigh give it some dignity
Leigh 4CK: Lois looks around, "Where's Clark?" Superman says, "Oh, ah, I
think he had to phone
Leigh 4CK: this story into Perry. About the size of the bananas
Unicorn772: lol
Superman92: LOL
Leigh 4CK: "Superman!!!!" Superman now picks Lois up in his arms and flies
her out of the hospital.
Leigh 4CK: "Superman, where are we going? Put me down. I want..."
Leigh 4CK: Next Superman Go
Unicorn772: oohh she wants
Superman92: to write my front page stories on bananas! How does this
headline sound? Dan Scardino....
Superman92: , do they really come this small?"
Unicorn772: ouch
Leigh 4CK: :-)
Superman92: Supe laughs at this. BTW Lois, do you prefer chocolate or rocky
road? Bananas too?
Superman92: Next
Leigh 4CK: Unicorn go
Unicorn772: Well I've always loved choc Sup but lately I've had to sample the
rocky road
Unicorn772: Your friends with Clark, "What is his problem ? Do I offend?Have
I bad breath? Why cant he
Unicorn772: stay with me longer than 5 min? He says he cares but doesn't seem
to want to be around me
Unicorn772: next
Leigh 4CK: Craig go
Superman92: Think big Craig!
CraigByrne: "Lois, I think Clark's situation is unique....." said Superman
Unicorn772: yea Man of Steel vs Bananas
CraigByrne: "But I think you'll agree, you should keep away from that
Scardino guy," he continued
CraigByrne: "His life is like a box of very small bananas!" NEXT
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772:
Superman92: Go leigh!
Leigh 4CK: Lois looked angry. "First Clark, now you. I wouldn't have
expected this of you. I wouldn't
Leigh 4CK: expect you to be so mean. Put me down now!" SM-- Lois, don't tell
me you care for Dan?
Leigh 4CK: What about your feelings for Clark?" LL" "This is absolutely none
of your business Superman
Leigh 4CK: NEXT - go unicorn
Superman92: its my turn
Superman92: It is my business Lois!
Unicorn772: I care about both of you...Huh you swoop in save the day and you
outa here! Clark can't stay
Superman92: How so, says Lois. SM: Uh, Uh, I have to go Lois, theres CK!
I'll drop you off there!
Unicorn772: around me for 5 min>>If this is a preview of coming attractions
Thanks but NO Thanks
Leigh 4CK: Sorry, I goofed
Unicorn772: Dan is oops go>
Leigh 4CK: OK go Supmeran,
Superman92: Lois and CK are now standing by a hot dog stand. As Lois takes a
bite of the hot dog, CK...
Superman92: starts to have flashbacks from the ice cream parlor.
Superman92: Read my lines about only and it will make some sense. NEXT
Unicorn772: bananas& hot dogs a therapist would have a field day
Unicorn772: P I'm thinking
CraigByrne: Next Lois is going shopping for batteries!
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772: batteries I'm afraid to ask
CraigByrne: Lois begins to suck on the hot dog, enjoying the juice.
Unicorn772: good grief
CraigByrne: Meanwhile, Jimmy and Perry go to the hospital to see Dan.....
Jimmy passes a room and sees
Superman92: wow craig!
CraigByrne: his girlfriend, Angela, nude..... He then tells the chief that he
has to go to the bathroom
CraigByrne: next
Superman92: LO>L
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772: noones mom better come gunning for me
Superman92: Just go!
Leigh 4CK: Meanwhile, as Clark and Lois continue eating their hot dogs a long
black stretch
Unicorn772: who?
Superman92: Have a little fun.
Unicorn772: that means trouble
Leigh 4CK: limo pulls up. The window rolls down and Lois gasps. "Pleasure to
see you again, Lois."
Unicorn772: dont encourage me
Leigh 4CK: Clark starts. He pulls Lois behind him protectively. "Lex!! Nice
head of hair!! Wow!! It's
Leigh 4CK: even banana colored!!" NEXT
Unicorn772: hes got hair again hair club for men must work
Superman92: Meanwhile at the hospital, Angela and Justin are having some fun.
Unicorn772: somehow I knew he'd return there
Unicorn772: lOL
Leigh 4CK: common SM
Unicorn772: well details Sup
Superman92: Lex says, "I'm sick of you and your banana bragging Clark" I'm
gonna finish what I started.
Superman92: BTW, Lex says, Lois you were wonderful in cool surface.
Superman92: Next
Unicorn772: Clark says nice hair Lex but we dont have time to chat Clark
grabs Lois pulling her along
Unicorn772: Lois looks back .. bye Lex.They duck into a ally Clark says look
Lois I can't take it anymor
Unicorn772: anymore I love you and I'm tired of this wishy washyness.Lois
runs her hands up Clarks chest
Unicorn772: next
Superman92: Great Job Uni!
Leigh 4CK: I was afraid of that. Go Craig
CraigByrne: she then responds, "Superman, I have to tell you something......"
CraigByrne: "I'm.... pregnant..... with Dan's baby!"
Unicorn772: thank you
Leigh 4CK: Wait a minute. It's Clark not Sm
Unicorn772: what????
Superman92: Don't forget the hos.
CraigByrne: I meant Clark! Meanwhile, "Angela" deflates..... it turns out
she was a blow-up doll...NEXT
Unicorn772: you guys are crazy
Superman92: LOL
Superman92: Go leigh.
Leigh 4CK: "What??!!"" Clark suddenly feels dizzy. "Lois you can't mean it.
You couldn't have slept
CraigByrne: with teeny weeny Scardeeny?
Unicorn772: thats what happens when you prod a blow up doll
Superman92: Hi Becky!
JBecky: hey
Unicorn772: enter at your own risk "there be crazy people here
Leigh 4CK: with that guy."..... "Clark?? Clark???"
Superman92: Hey, I resent that!
Unicorn772: LOl
Unicorn772: no you dont
Leigh 4CK: Lex Luthor now appeared in the alley. He was holding a green
glowing object. Clark
CraigByrne: I'm back... sorry
Unicorn772: god she's got more guys after her than the irs has money
Leigh 4CK: collapsed on the ground. Clllllllaaaaarrrrrkkkkkk!"" RING!!!!
Clark opened his eyes!!
Leigh 4CK: NEXT Superman
Unicorn772: ok S heres your chance to show us
Superman92: It was all a dream! CK wished he had drempt about Lois instead
of bananas.
Unicorn772: a DREAM??LOL
Superman92: CK couldn't take it any more! He flew out the door headed for
Lois's his apartment!
Unicorn772: are you sure your not a writer for L&C
CraigByrne: Let me guess..... then Lois shows up in the shower!
Superman92: No craig!
Unicorn772: LOL
Unicorn772: the tub?
Superman92: He was finally gonna tell her!
CraigByrne: Lois in the tub? =^D
Unicorn772: cool
Leigh 4CK: good for you SM.. That's were I was headed with this
Unicorn772: a direction at last
Superman92: When he walked in he noticed Lois in getting into the shower!
Superman92: Next
Superman92: Sorry Leigh, I couldn't resist.
CraigByrne: He's going to be pitching Metropolis!
Superman92: LOL
Leigh 4CK: Go Uni
Unicorn772: The desire to get it all out in the open was paramount in his
mind until the glistening
Unicorn772: moisture on Lois body brought him out of his thoughts he had
interupted her shower
Leigh 4CK: You guys could never write for Disney. :-)
Superman92: LOL
Superman92: Uni, you said I was crazy?
Unicorn772: the right thing to do would have been to leave but after seeing
his love so avaliable
Superman92: X-ray vision?
Unicorn772: next
Unicorn772: nahh To risque for Dis
CraigByrne: Clark then decided to hide behind a counter so Lois wouldn't
realize that he had a bo......
CraigByrne: well you get the idea..... Lois walks out of the shower....
CraigByrne: "Clark, what are you doing here?"
CraigByrne: next
Leigh 4CK: JBecky -- want to go or pass?
JBecky: i have been advised to pass, so i will do so
Leigh 4CK: Ok me next
Unicorn772: wise Beck
Unicorn772: I've been told I'm a loon
Leigh 4CK: "Um, oh!!!!!!" Clark felt his head begin to spin. He blacked out.
"Honey? Clark?"
Superman92: Hey, no one in here can match the banana comments!
JBecky: would you people leave the commentary out of this?
Unicorn772: Leigh is Clark pregnant
Leigh 4CK: Clark opened his eyes. He was lying on his bed in his room in
Smallville. "Oh, mom. What
Unicorn772: oops sorry
Leigh 4CK: a fantasy....um, nightmarish fantasy." What were you dreaming
about, Clark."oh, Lex Luthor
Leigh 4CK: kryptonite, (Lois taking a shower, her thought, but didn't date
tell his mom that) & Dan's
Leigh 4CK: banana.
Superman92: LOL
Leigh 4CK: NExt
Superman92: Ring!!! Not again Clark thought as he woke up for the third
time.
Superman92: This time something felt different. He didn't quite know what it
was.
Superman92: Then he heard: "Hi Clark". Lois was next to him!
Superman92: Next
Superman92: Go Uni!
Unicorn772: Lois what... whats happening I don't understand What are you
doing here?
Unicorn772: I can't remember anything?
Unicorn772: next
Superman92: Don't BLOW this onne Craig!
CraigByrne: Suddenly, the radio goes on..... "I've got you babe.... doo
doo....." Clark wakes up again.
CraigByrne: He gets dressed and walks into the hallway
Superman92: LOL
CraigByrne: Some loser walks up to him "It's Groundhog Day!" NEXT
Leigh 4CK: Oh S**t!!!
Superman92: LOL
Leigh 4CK: JBecky are you participating or just observing/
Superman92: Have you guys seen groundhog day?
Leigh 4CK: Yes
Unicorn772: god kill him!!~~~
JBecky: i still don't get it, i will pass one more time
JBecky: (soory)
Leigh 4CK: Uni could you explain it to her -- what we're doing, pls?
CraigByrne: right now we're at the part where Clark almost steps into a
puddle (just kidding)
Leigh 4CK: Ok I'm going
JBecky: i know, i just want to pass one more time, i will next, i swear
Superman92: How many dreams has CK had now?
Leigh 4CK: Clark went to the office. Lois was sitting at her desk talking on
the phone, he tuned
Unicorn772: we lost count thanks to Mr.Grounhogf< EG>
Superman92: Loosen up!
Leigh 4CK: in his superhearing and heard her say, "That's sounds wonderful. I
absolutely love that, Dan
Leigh 4CK: Dan!!!???!!! Clark was furious. What was she doing. Didn't she
care. He then heard Lois
Unicorn772: can we kill him (DS now
Leigh 4CK: say, "bananas."
Leigh 4CK: Next ()sorry, I couldn't resist)
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772: lOL
Jello G: LOL
JBecky: ha!
Unicorn772: Jell where ya been
Superman92: It wasn't a dream, CK thought to himself. Maybe Lois preferred
the shorther....
Superman92: of the two.
Unicorn772: we need your unique perspective
Unicorn772: shorter
Superman92: All of a sudden CK heard, "I got you babe" Sh** he thought to
himself. NEXT
Jello G: Um...sneaking to computer while my dad's asleep...heh-heh...
Unicorn772: tricky
Superman92: Go Uni!
Leigh 4CK: (Jello, this is the "Ground Hog Day" theme. Hope you saw that
movie
Leigh 4CK: But lets get away from this, please, guys!!!
Unicorn772: Clark walks over to Lois I think we need to talk .Do you have
plans tonite?
Jello G: Leigh: Oh gawd...deja vu...
Unicorn772: Well later on but then I think I can fit you into my schedule the
question is will you be th
Unicorn772: ere
Unicorn772: Lois I don't plan to go any where untill this is settled. I
promise
Unicorn772: next
CraigByrne: Suddenly a white-haired man enters the Daily Planet building with
a Delorean. "Clark.......
CraigByrne: Lois..... we need to go back.... back to the future!" They get
in the car and the white-hai
Unicorn772: LLOL
CraigByrne: red man says "Where we're going we don't need roads." Then "I
got you babe" comes on
Superman92: LOL
Superman92: LOL
Superman92: LOL
Superman92: LOL
Leigh 4CK: Damn, damn, damn
Unicorn772: what have you been drinking and where can I get some?
CraigByrne: "Doc, how are we gonna get up to 88 miles an hour?"
CraigByrne: just kidding
CraigByrne: Uni, I'm always like this.... ask Dan
CraigByrne: Supes92 I mean
Jello G: LOL
Unicorn772: I bet your a hoot at parties
CraigByrne: just wait until they get me singing the old TV show tunes!
CraigByrne: "Who can turn the world on with that smile......"
Leigh 4CK: JBecky it's your turn
Leigh 4CK: Craig went over the 3 line limit!!!
Unicorn772: please dont I just saw an advet for the Brady Bunch on Wings
yuck scarey
Superman92: Who cares!
Leigh 4CK: J Becky go or pass
CraigByrne: I was joking about the 88 mph... that's not one of my lines
Superman92: Whose turn is it?
Leigh 4CK: It is JBecky's
Unicorn772: See Craig ya scared her
JBecky: pass, i still don't get the jive, and I don't think I will,
Leigh 4CK: Go Jello
CraigByrne: sorry JBecky! =^(
Unicorn772: Beck its just for fun theres no real pattern
Jello G: Sorry guys...still not in the swing of things ;-(
Jello G: pass
Superman92: go leigh!
Unicorn772: just keep it to three lines
CraigByrne: go Leigh
Superman92: There we go again Craig!
Jello G: Uni: I'm on a sugar shortage
Leigh 4CK: OK guys -- time out while I start a new chat log.
CraigByrne: ok
Unicorn772: start roughing up DS and Jenni will jump in
Superman92: I'll go!
CraigByrne: go Dan
JBecky: Au revoir!
Unicorn772: did youeat all the M7M's
Leigh 4CK: OK guys hang on one sec while I start a new log
Unicorn772: bye beck
Unicorn772: I think she truelly thinks we're crazy
Leigh 4CK: Ok we're set
Leigh 4CK: I'm going now
Unicorn772: a well 2 wks without L&C will do that to you
Superman92: CK walks up to Lois in the office. I love you Lois! I've always
loved you! I want to ....
CraigByrne: wait, it's Leigh's turn
Leigh 4CK: IT'S MY
TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-(
Superman92: Sorry, go Leigh!
Unicorn772: Go >
Superman92: Just don't use my line
Unicorn772: you want to what???
Leigh 4CK: CK" No problem going 88 MPH. Lois, I've always wanted to show you
this."
Unicorn772: oooh show me
Superman92: Banana time!
Jello G: c'mon people...keep this G rated
CraigByrne: lol
Unicorn772: oops sorry
Superman92: Sorry
Leigh 4CK: The Doc and Lois are in the car. Clark closes the door. He rips
open his shirt revealing the
Jello G: But for this time...let's make an exception
Leigh 4CK: familiar .... BATMAN log. "Oh, my god. Wrong costume. wrong
movie." "I've got you babe..."
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772: ooh your so bad
Jello G: LOL
Unicorn772: LOL
Leigh 4CK: Go SM
CraigByrne: hey Leigh, Dean Cain did that at the 1993 Emmys.... believe it or
not.....
Superman92: Clark walks into the office. Lois, there's something I've always
wanted to tell you. I ...
Leigh 4CK: I know he did. That's where I got the idea.
CraigByrne: oh =^)
Superman92: love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I am
also Superman! Lois and CK
Superman92: 's lips come together. "I GOT YOU BABE" $#!+!!!!!!!!!!
Superman92: Next
Leigh 4CK: ROTFL
Leigh 4CK: Go Uni
Unicorn772: Clark uncontrollably upset over I GOT You BABE suddenly stiffens
the hair grows out of his
Superman92: banana?
Superman92: Sorry!
CraigByrne: lol
Unicorn772: hands face back he stumbles away grasping the window fame Claws
gro out of his finger nails
Unicorn772: Where clark once stood now stand the Wolfman howling I'm gonna
wash that song right out
Unicorn772: of my hair next
Leigh 4CK: Go Craig
CraigByrne: L&C are back in the Delorean.... Doc takes them to 1955, where
Clark gets run over by his
CraigByrne: grandpa..... soon, his mom wakes him up, calling him Mr.
Chiquita.
Superman92: LOL
Leigh 4CK: :-)
CraigByrne: "Mr. Chiquita, that's your name, right? The sticker on your
shirt says that!" NEXT
Unicorn772: chiquita I thought those were S America
Leigh 4CK: Go Jello
CraigByrne: Chiquitas are Bananas
Unicorn772: Ok guys I want whatever it is ya'l been drinking I mean it now
Jello G: Meanwhile...Dan is feeling sorry for himself...and is eating
icecream in a store...a kid com
Leigh 4CK: Beaujolais
Unicorn772: sorry grow in SA
Jello G: es over and says..."Gee, sir, ya have a small banana." Dan took it
personally...then the
Jello G: "Facts of Life" theme song came one...next...
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772: LOL
CraigByrne: You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there
you have the facts of life
CraigByrne: the facts of life
CraigByrne: sorry
Jello G: LOL
Superman92: Craig the TV show theme song expert!
CraigByrne: I go crazy with those themes!
Jello G: although i don't know what the 'good' part is...
Leigh 4CK: "I've Got You Babe" Clark groans. He smashes his clock. He's
losing his mind. In a burst
Superman92:
Leigh 4CK: speed he rockets to the Daily Planet as SM and lands in front of
Lois desk. He removes the
Leigh 4CK: phone from her hand, aims his heat vision and melts it. He picks
her up and says You're mine
Leigh 4CK: NEXT
Unicorn772: cool
Superman92: "I got you babe"
Unicorn772: some of that steel went to his spine
Superman92: CK wakes up again.
Leigh 4CK: I gonna kill the lot of you
Unicorn772: LOL
Superman92: This time Lois and Jerry Seinfeld are in his bedroom!
Jello G: Uni: The old me is baaack...I just had a Rice Krispie
treat..heh-heh..
CraigByrne: They're real
CraigByrne: and they're spectacular
Unicorn772: next will be Tango & Cash
Superman92: Lois leaves and slams the door only to say "They're real and
they're spectacular!'
Superman92: Next
CraigByrne: or the Cool Surface
Superman92: We think alike!
CraigByrne: Supes92, we did it again!
Jello G: yous people are scaring me...
Unicorn772: I told you I want what they've been drinking
CraigByrne: Jello G, some of the stuff Supes92 and I say you wouldn't
believe....
CraigByrne: it's like we're clones
Superman92: This is *good*, right Jello?
Leigh 4CK: I can't believe I'm logging this
Jello G: Yup...and it sure's gonna get better, eh??
Unicorn772: good your clones or good your scaring her
CraigByrne: who'se turn?
Jello G: Uni
Leigh 4CK: Go Uni go
Unicorn772: who knows great
CraigByrne: I don't drink, honest Uni
Superman92: Me neither
Jello G: I do!! J/K
Leigh 4CK: Moi, aussi
Leigh 4CK: Come on uni
CraigByrne: Uni! Uni!
Superman92: I'm just here with my good friend Jack Daniels, just kidding.
Unicorn772: OK Clark speeds to Lois apartment, intending to have a serious
heart to heart
Unicorn772: He scans her apartment to make sure she's alone his nerves are so
shredded
Unicorn772: he just cant deal with the interuption of DS tonite
Superman92: Whose turn is it?
CraigByrne: mine after Uni's done
Unicorn772: ,With only Lois there he gos around to the front door knocks Lois
opens and Clark says
Unicorn772: next
CraigByrne: Suddenly, we find Lois and Clark up next to a tied up Lex
Luthor.....
Superman92: What?
CraigByrne: Clark says, "Now let's find out who you really are!" He pulls
off his mask....
Unicorn772: wow
Unicorn772: were the 60's good to you
CraigByrne: It's Old Man Dithers! "And I would have gotten away with it, if
it weren't for you snooping
CraigByrne: kids!"
Superman92: LOL!
Jello G: LOL
Superman92: I guess JBecky had enough!
Superman92: (didn't sound right)
CraigByrne: I think JBeckys waiting for me to leave.....
Unicorn772: I told you ya'l scared the pants off her
Superman92: That was great Craig!
Superman92: Jiggle for us Jello!
Superman92: I mean, take your turn!
Leigh 4CK: LOL
Jello G:
Unicorn772: she's not a mold
Leigh 4CK: LOL
CraigByrne: Jiggle..... "This is the story of three police women....."
Leigh 4CK: Go Jello, go.
Jello G: wait a minute...my mind's a blank..not a first...pass ;-(
Superman92: Go Leigh!
Leigh 4CK: YIKES!!!!!!!! Stop the man!!
Unicorn772: no thats Hair ...I mean Charlies Angles
CraigByrne: go Leigh!
Superman92: Great Shades of Elvis!
Superman92: I haven't laughed this hard in years!
Leigh 4CK: All of the sudden, "I've Got you babe." Clark puts the pillow over
his head. He wishes he
CraigByrne: Judas Priest!
Unicorn772: well we could use Elvis movies next
Leigh 4CK: were dead. Suddenly an add comes on, "In trouble, need help no
mere mortal can provide?
Unicorn772: Listen ok so the guys great with series but lets see him do Elvis
movies
Unicorn772: ohh noo Leigh No
Unicorn772: Who Ya Gonna Call !!!!````!~~~
Superman92: Call 1-800-SupeUup!
Leigh 4CK: Call Resplendant Man. Strange Visitor from the Heart of Dixie."
Clark: "Aarghhhhh!!!!"
Leigh 4CK: Next
Unicorn772: Supe U UP
Jello G: LOL
CraigByrne: Clark wakes up to find himself in a psychadelic bus
Unicorn772: I think I prefer Ghostbusters
CraigByrne: then he hears an awful noise
Unicorn772: no stop him
CraigByrne: "Hello world, here's a song that we're singing...." NEXT
Superman92: Craig, you can take my turn!
Unicorn772: oh god
Superman92: I can't think of anything!
Unicorn772: pulease
Leigh 4CK: It's UNI's turn
Superman92: ANythinng you would say would probably be what would say
CraigByrne: I did, sorry!
Superman92: Pass
Unicorn772: take your turn What was that add aahh Calcon Take Me Away
Leigh 4CK: Go Craig
CraigByrne: Soon Clark found him back in time, and the Chief was there
CraigByrne: And he started dancing
Superman92: I gotta fly!
Superman92: I guess I'll wait !
CraigByrne: "C'mon, let's rock.... the jailhouse rock....."
Unicorn772: ok sartie lets see what ya got
Unicorn772: oops smartie
Superman92: Never forget the BANANAS!
Leigh 4CK: I hope you step on one
CraigByrne: I'm gonna go too.... I have school in 7 hours!
Unicorn772: actually Elvis liked Bananas and peanut butter sand
Jello G: Dan SCardino...who could never take a hint if it was put right in
fron of his face...entered
Jello G: the Planet. He went to Perry's office. "Could I talk to Lois? Where
is she?" "I'm not
Jello G: tellin YOU!" "Why?" "Cause...you ain't nothin' but a hound dog..."
next
Leigh 4CK: "Doo whap, doo whap---'Cause I've only got eyes for
yooooouuuuuuu!!!" The champagne corks
Leigh 4CK: went shooting around the room and right directly into the back of
Dan's head giving him
Unicorn772: ouch
Jello G: That hurt...cool
Leigh 4CK: a new appendage somewhat smaller than that banana he had. Lois
held out her glass for
Jello G: Leigh -- shouldn't it be "somewhat BIGGER"??
Leigh 4CK: Clark to fill. "To us, Lois," Clark said. "To us, Clark." Perry
smiled at the pair as they
Leigh 4CK: began to dance. As soon as he turned his back the music changed
to...
Leigh 4CK: next
Unicorn772: Unchained Melody but ever persistent Dan stumbles over Lois I
gotta talk to you
Jello G: leigh -- did you log the rest, before I came?
Leigh 4CK: Yes
Jello G: cool
Unicorn772: Clark looks at lois and says excuse me a moment Lois,and takes
Dan in a punishing grip
Unicorn772: and walks him to the elevator.Dan let me give you some friendly
advice ..He punches the
Unicorn772: the doors slide open Dan stepts forwrd but the elevators not
there..In the background the
Unicorn772: song changes Return to Sender~~~~~
Unicorn772: next
Jello G: Dan falls several flights. Boom..."Ow!"...Boom..."Ow!"...he falls
with a THUD.
Jello G: He opens his eyes...and sees little birdies flying around...no wait
a minute...
Jello G: they're little plungers flying around...meanwhile Lois and Clark
continues dancing...as
Leigh 4CK: LOL
Jello G: "Fly Me to the Moon" comes on...next
Unicorn772: LOL
Jello G:
Unicorn772: sigh> how romantic
Unicorn772: You know we should take this show on the road
Leigh 4CK: Slowly, unconsciously Clark starts to drift into the air. Lois'
eyes widen. "Clark!!!!"
Jello G: whoa...Lois is seeing the light...
Unicorn772: cool
Leigh 4CK: "No Lois. I'm Superman! Superman is who I am, Clark is what I can
do. And I think I'll do
Leigh 4CK: you right about now.
Leigh 4CK: next
Unicorn772: yeoowww
Leigh 4CK: :-)
Jello G: I like your thinking Leigh
Unicorn772: god I hope she has an industrial strenght bed
Jello G: go uni
Unicorn772: Lois mummers oh I don't like a solo seduction,its gotta be equal
Clark
Unicorn772: Do you think you can handle me farmboy,Because I guarantee you'l
need to be a Superman when
Unicorn772: I'm through with you.Riunning her hand down his chest slowly
inching toward his
Unicorn772: next
Jello G: Slowing inching toward his
Unicorn772: cowrd
Unicorn772: hes baaack
Jello G: Lois/Clark/Superman kiss...so much for a threesome...suddenly, his
selective hearing gets
Unicorn772: hey its getting juicy now
Superman92: Wow!
Jello G: turned "on". Superman -- Help me! I'm in trouble! next..
Unicorn772: his hearing gets turned on dont you mean hes turned on
Superman92: Are we still doing the Groundhog thing?
Leigh 4CK: "I've Got You Babe...." Clark wakes up and looks at the clock.
Now he melts it into a
Unicorn772: NO
Superman92: Maybe he's pointing north Uni
Unicorn772: LOL
Jello G: Deja vu...uh-oh...Is it me, or do you have the feeling we've done
this already...
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772: yea now that you mention it
Superman92: Gonna go back in time!
Jello G: Hey Supes you're back. How come?
Superman92: I'm addicted!
Unicorn772: missed us
Leigh 4CK: puddle with his heat vision. Furious he superspeeds to the Daily
Planet. Lois is at her desk
Jello G: Ha! Ya ain't da only one!
Unicorn772: this all seems so familair
Superman92: My bill is so high!
Unicorn772: yours ha you should have seen last months
Leigh 4CK: and Dan is leaning over her holding an ugly as sin mobile. Clark
pick him & his junk up and.
Leigh 4CK: next
Jello G: Supes: Ha! Ya ain't da only one! <---whoa, weird feeling of deja vu
Unicorn772: go supie
Superman92: What?
Superman92: mobile?
Unicorn772: the eyball thingy
Unicorn772: go Sup
Unicorn772: BRB baby's crying
Superman92: What the hell did you do with Lois last night Scar?(SM)
Jello G: Uni: Good choice of words. LOL
Superman92: Let's just say she tasted some banana!
Superman92: Sorry!
Jello G: LOL
Leigh 4CK: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
Superman92: I'm sick of you Scar, besides, Lois is having my baby! NEXt
Superman92: I have no idea what is going on!
Jello G: Supes: Ha! You ain't da only one! <---damn deja vu
Beverly9: wow, you're here! Hi guys. is this a private party?
Jello G: Uni it's your turn -- is that okay Leigh?
Unicorn772: she's having my Baby what a lovely way of saying how much ya love
me~~~~
Leigh 4CK: You better go Jello becaseu she won't know where to pick up
Jello G: okay
Unicorn772: no Bev its craziness at its best
Leigh 4CK: Uni you can go the next time round when you're back into the story
Unicorn772: okie dokie
Jello G: Supes stared at him coldly. "Stay away from Lois, Scar. Back off."
Dan says,"You think
Unicorn772: LOL
Unicorn772: sorry when ya'l say scar I think Lion King
Jello G: you're so cool with those stupid tights." "They're not stupid." Dan
laughed. "And why is
Superman92: Same here.
Beverly9: Leigh> bananas? what does this mean to you?
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772: LOL
Jello G: that?" Supes grabbed the collar of Dan's shirt. " My MOTHER made it
for me." He let him
Jello G: go. next
Unicorn772: its a metaphore Bev
Leigh 4CK: Bev -- a much larger jock strap
Unicorn772: larger hmm??
Superman92: bananas and hot dogs
Jello G: Bev: Scar's got his own banana...but not nuff to please the ladies
Unicorn772: my turn??
Superman92: I created a monster!
Leigh 4CK: OK my turn
Unicorn772: oohh go
Unicorn772: its gettin good
Leigh 4CK: Dan ::: You have a mother, Supie? I thought you just arrived full
blown like one of those
Unicorn772: uh oh mistake
Beverly9: if Dan has a banana, what does Superman carry? sorry....
Unicorn772: STEEL
Leigh 4CK: inflated toys." Lois: "Your mother? Superman? On Krypton?" At
this moment Lex
Jello G: How dare he call him Supie...that deserves another plunger attack!
Superman92: I sense "I got you babe"
Unicorn772: yeoow gt him Charge
Leigh 4CK: Luthor arrives. He opens a box with a red glowing gem. SM looks at
it, looks at Lois and
Leigh 4CK: says, "I don't care." Next
Jello G: Bev: He carries Rocky Road..."chunky"...
Unicorn772: whos turn??
Superman92: Mine
Unicorn772: go>>
Superman92: I have my banana! I don't need anything else! Lois, you don't
know what...
Unicorn772: LOL
Superman92: you're missing! You should have tasted chocolate when you had
the chance.....
Superman92: Goodbye Lois!
Superman92: Next!
Jello G: Bev: He carries Rocky Road..."chunky"...
Beverly9: I don't think I'm grasping the plot yet.
Superman92: I got you babe doo doo doo doo doo doo
Unicorn772: there is no plot
Unicorn772: trust me we're just being silly
Superman92: The plot was thrown away when the banana aspect came in
Superman92: I'm really sorry I started it.
Jello G: BEV: Basically it's a mix of songs (preferably "I got you babe),
bananas, and deja vu
Unicorn772: yea right
Superman92: And Groundhog Day!
Beverly9: got it, no plot, plenty of "apeel"
Jello G: LOL
Unicorn772: LOL
Unicorn772: yea shes got it
Jello G: Is it Uni's turn?
Superman92: I wonder what a banana peel would be?
Superman92: hmmmmm
Beverly9: a used condom? I can't believe I just said that!!
Leigh 4CK: LOL
Unicorn772: Lois gazes at S and says well he through down quite a gauntlet do
you think your up to the
Jello G: Banana peel = Scardino. Looks good at first, but it's just plain
trash
Superman92: LOL
Superman92: Bev, you read my mind.
Unicorn772: challange ? She runs her hands up and down his massive frame and
says if he uses an banana
Unicorn772: what do you use?
Unicorn772: next
Jello G: Bev's turn
Leigh 4CK: This log will have to come with a warning
Beverly9: Um....well...I think I'm confused.
Leigh 4CK: go jello
Jello G: Ya know, I'll never look at bananas in the same way again!!!
Superman92: Just talk about bananas!
Leigh 4CK: a whole bunch
Leigh 4CK: :-)
Unicorn772: a loon alert or a inuendo alert
Jello G: Supes thought for awhile. "I use Rocky Road." He smiled. "You like
it CHUNKY, don't you?"
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772: OH my GOD
Unicorn772: LOL
Beverly9: whipped cream! go for the whipped cream!
Unicorn772: chunky LOL LOL
Superman92: Don't forget the banana!
Jello G: Lois smiled back. "You know I do." Their lips met in a steamy
kiss...elsewhere, Dan
Superman92: And NUTS!
Unicorn772: no cherries
Jello G: sat alone...felling sorry for himself...AND his banana
Superman92: I'm glad you got the banana in there Jello!
Jello G: Ooh, don't forget the hot fudge!!
Leigh 4CK: My turn
Superman92: (didnt sound right)
Unicorn772: one is the lonliest number that I ever knew'
Jello G: Supes: Wouldn't leave it for the world
Beverly9: Dan, in dejection, has to peel his banana himself.
Superman92: Nope!
Jello G: Bev, LOL!
Unicorn772: peel ??
Superman92: I have easter break this whole week!
Unicorn772: LOL
Jello G: Hey, me either! That's awesome!
Leigh 4CK: Lois continues to kiss Superman but something starts to bother
her. She begins crying.
Beverly9: banana allergy?
Superman92: Steel banana!
Jello G: What happened? She don't like it chunky?
Unicorn772: shes smoochin sup and starts crying reality check ??!!
Jello G: Supes: OUCH!
Superman92: Are you a friend of Craig's, Jello?
Jello G: Yup. :)
Superman92: I can tell!
Superman92: We're clones you know.
Leigh 4CK: Superman tastes the tears and stops kissing her. "Lois!! What's
the matter." Lois shakes her
Leigh 4CK: head.
Jello G: That's what I'm afraid of ;-)
Unicorn772: congrats on sucessfully cloning
Unicorn772: well what is her prob
Superman92: I hope you didn't mean how that sounded!
Unicorn772: I'l take her place
Superman92: Leigh!!
Leigh 4CK: "I do like Rocky Road, Superman. But I'll REALLY miss chocolate.
Where's Clark?"
Jello G: Nah, J/K
Leigh 4CK: next
Beverly9: me me me...
Unicorn772: how did it sound I thought he was funny
Superman92: Hey, that's me!
Jello G: Supes...be nice!
Unicorn772: yesss
Superman92: Uh, Clark is watching a preview of Heaven's Prisoners.
Unicorn772: what??
Jello G: Dan has a mini-Chiquita, while Clark has full grown ones...several
of them
Superman92: I better go Lois, says Supe.
Unicorn772: get him outa there and over ther the lady needs his bananas
Beverly9: "But Lois, haven't you figured it out? Rocky Road is mainly
chocolate! Less the chunks"
Superman92: What is it Supie, they are real! Don't you believe me! NEXT
Beverly9: had to put in my .02 worth.
Superman92: I don't mind a chunk Bev!
Leigh 4CK: Uni go
Jello G: That didn't sound right Supes
Beverly9: yeah right, chunk this...
Superman92:
Unicorn772: just throw Clark on top of the choc and she wont need RR
Unicorn772: I'm at aloss I will observe for the moment
Leigh 4CK: Go Bev
Superman92: Don't BLOW it Bev!
Beverly9: hmmmmm.
Beverly9: the pressure...
Unicorn772: sorry just the pic of CK on top of a bowl of Choc yummm just
lovely
Beverly9: suddenly Clark whips out a bag of ice cream accesories. "Allow me
to illustrate..."
Unicorn772: accessories LOL
Jello G: LOL
Superman92: LOL
Leigh 4CK: :-)
Beverly9: CK: Take away the nuts, marshmallows, and the choc chips and what
do you have?
Unicorn772: is that the same as going to a fantasy party
Superman92: LOL
Unicorn772: lord let him illustate
Beverly9: LL: Plain chocolate ice cream? CK: EXACTLY!
Unicorn772: go Bev
Superman92: Be right back!
Unicorn772: ok Sups
Beverly9: CK: Now, take away my cape, tights and extremely form fitting top,
and what do you have?
Leigh 4CK: I'm going to have to go soon, guys. Want to start wrapping this up
or do you want to continu
Leigh 4CK: doing this after I'm gone?
Beverly9: hey, I'm working here...
Unicorn772: sorry Bev
Beverly9: LL: You naked!
Superman92: It wouldn't be the same without you Leigh! (didn't sound right)
Unicorn772: yea naked cool
Leigh 4CK: The naked truth
Beverly9: CK: Lois, you're missing my point....
Superman92: Your banana!
Superman92: Sorry Bev
Unicorn772: yes the naked truth maybe the wrters could use that approach
NYeaah
Superman92: point, LOL
Jello G: LOL. Romeo and Juliet..."My naked weapon is exposed"...
Unicorn772: point OLO
Beverly9: CK: Lois, do you see where I'm going with this?
Superman92: I'm reading R & J too Jello.
Leigh 4CK: :-0
Unicorn772: ooh goodness
Superman92: Great chiquita bananas!
Superman92: Wow!
Jello G: LOL
Unicorn772: I've laughed so much my kidneys are protesting
Beverly9: LL: I'm still working on you without the tights. CK: This isn't
going where I'd hoped!
Beverly9: next... I'm giggling too much.
Superman92: My weasel is ready to go!
Leigh 4CK: Getting harder all the time, huh?
Unicorn772: where does he want it to go
Superman92: LOL
Beverly9: do weasels like bananas?
Unicorn772: your weasel
Superman92: Not mine!
Jello G: Clark was making a HUGE sundae...but suddenly, those darn Heaven
s Prisoners previews
Unicorn772: not your powerful steel headed warrior
Leigh 4CK: Go Jello and then, guys, I'm wrappin' it up. You can start a new 1
after I'm gone
Superman92: LOL
Superman92: Go Jello!
Jello G: popped into his head...He said, "Lois I have to go"..."Why?"...He
glanced..down..."Cuz.."
Superman92: LOL
Beverly9: it's the Kryptonite sprinkles that did him in.
Unicorn772: oh no not premature *****
Unicorn772: LOL
Jello G: "Clark, they're real, and they're spectacular!!"..."Um, these
cherries aren't that great"..
Leigh 4CK: Naughty, naughty
Jello G: next..that was for you Supes :)
Superman92: Wow!
Beverly9: Well, mom said no one was going to notice my face...
Superman92: Can I be next?
Jello G: Sorry Leigh...had to put one from CK's POV I guess...I'll shut up
Unicorn772: she told the truth there LLis still oblivious
Leigh 4CK: "I've Got You, Babe." Clark woke up again. What a nightmare!!. He
picked up his portable
Beverly9: portable banana?
Unicorn772: leigh LOL
Superman92: LOL
Leigh 4CK: CD player and went to the office. He pulled Lois out of her chair
and began dancing with her
Jello G: LOL
Unicorn772: dancings good
Beverly9: Clark! do you mind? I was trying to eat a banana!
Superman92: LOL
Jello G: He thought he woulda smashed the CD by now or something...
Leigh 4CK: LL: What the...." The music came on, "I've only got eyes for
you..." "Yes, Clark. Only you.
Leigh 4CK: .... and, um, your banana!!!! The End!
Unicorn772: isn't tht horrible the guy cant even have a decent w*t dream
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